You are having a bad day...there's plenty of room for you.
You damn skippy, hippie. I am having a bad day. I had to spend over an hour today dealing with an associate who is a very nice dude, but a raving liberal and listen to his friggin gloating and later I have to hit the restaurant where I'm sure several of my college-student employees who are brainwashed into Marxism at their school will be orgasming. Also, my hip is bothering me, the Jets are going to lose this week, and the gas I currently have is one of those rare types that cause farts that smell bad even to the person who released them.
I had an early-morning meeting today and therefore had to behave myself last night. Needless to say, I'm getting ripped-up drunk tonight.