[RichInOC]

Pop star Moby, known for his political statements as well as his music, says he'd do everything he could to make his future child homosexual should the singer ever have a family.

Okay, I didn't think that was even supposed to be possible.

Genius. Sheer genius.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Looks like "Moby" wants a token homosexual in his family. Gee, ain't that "white" of him. Other people just have pets to show off.

Now if Moby were to marry Ted Kennedy, the Cape Cod Orca, you would have Moby Orca or Moby Dick Orca, or two bloated idiots, one who can't sing, and the other who can't swim.

Gives new imagery and meeting to "There she blows!"

Somebody put this guy back into the closet and put some duct-tape over his mouth. There is enough air pollution in the world. We don't need more since we have the DixieTwits over here.