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To: lostinmaine

A poll worker asked Chuck Norris if he voted Democrat. He promptly roundhouse kicked the poll worker, shoving him into the polling booth and causing the electronic voting machine to register 10,000 votes for the Republican candidate. Because he is Chuck Norris, the board of elections dared not dispute the results.

40 posted on 11/06/2006 9:36:57 AM PST by RockinRight (Maintaining a Republican majority is MORE IMPORTANT than your temper tantrum.)

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To: pcottraux

Chuck Norris Ping.

45 posted on 11/06/2006 9:48:13 AM PST by RockinRight (Maintaining a Republican majority is MORE IMPORTANT than your temper tantrum.)

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