Posted on 11/05/2006 10:03:25 AM PST by Sub-Driver
Speaking of face-lift surgery: maybe you have touched on the reason Negative-Nancy hasn't been seen in public these last days. Maybe she's getting a tune-up since she's certainly anticipating being handed the Speaker's gavel. Wait a little longer for the bruising to subside, Nancy.
...And God Created California!
In the Beginning:
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and said "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's California the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, deserts, streams, hills, and forests. The people from California are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!!!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in Sacramento."
lol!
NO KIDDING!!!
The San Francisco Democrats are in hysterical mourning over Saddam's death sentence. Pelosi is speaking for all of the depraved individuals that make up the Democrat party. They are a party of depravity and deviancy.
She's such a viper. Ewwww... Man, I hope she doesn't win anything this year.
You'd BETTER be sorry. ;)
OTOH, on behalf of the State of Michigan I wish apologize to these great United States for Carl "Marx" Levin.
Good ole Nancy. Partisan to the core.
She speaks...but will take no questions.
Hit and run!
Bark and run back to your rat hole.
LOL. Sorry. :^>
Interesting how the translator broke quickly into interpreting Saddam as soon as he started his rant, (and the interpreter had some additional inflection with it too) almost like he supported Saddam. - at least that was my impression.
I'll go with 'bitchy sister-in-law', but "everyone's ex-wife" is reserved for Hillary.
What a moonbat idiot. Never passes up a chance to slam Bush, as if anything she proposes could do any better.
Received in email this A.M. from Newsmax (no link available and not up on their site)
4. Some Jews Wary of Pelosi on Israel
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi has been one of Israel’s staunchest supporters in Congress — but some fear that could change if she becomes Speaker of the House following a Democratic victory in the midterm elections.
Pelosi has visited Israel, reportedly has a perfect record of support for the U.S.-Israel relationship, and recently criticized former President Jimmy Carter after reading excerpts from his upcoming book “Palestine: Peace Not Apartheid,” which is critical of Israeli policy.
But the executive director of the Republican Jewish Coalition, Matthew Brooks, predicted that as a lawmaker representing one of the country’s most pro-Palestinian districts, the congresswoman from San Francisco would be under constant pressure to back away from her earlier support for Israel if she becomes House Speaker.
“She will constantly have to look over her left shoulder,” Brooks told the Jewish publication Forward.
Brooks criticized Pelosi’s actions regarding a pro-Israel resolution during Israel’s conflict in Lebanon last summer.
She originally agreed to co-sponsor a resolution expressing support for Israel. But when the House International Relations Committee spurned Pelosi’s efforts to add language calling for both sides to refrain from harming civilians, she refused to co-sponsor the resolution, although she did support it.
Brooks said Pelosi “blinked” in a crucial moment for Israel.
“She literally stripped her name off a resolution supporting Israel because she thought it was not evenhanded enough and too pro-Israel.”
Per Pelosi:
Neil Armstrong walking on the moon was just one isolated incident in a space programs that cost trillions and had many failures.
She just sucks.
Wow, she got to the fifth graff before she used some version of the word "failed". Well, maybe they caught her in the middle of the night and she was a little off her game.
The scope of Dem deflection and lack of a clear alternative is not lessened by the rantings of Stu Pidbitch.
This dreck from Ms. Pelosi is inappropriate and plays cheap politics with the good of our whole country.
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