Yes... that's right Tom. It's all a conspiracy and I'm but one small part of it.
Thankfully, the conspiracy transcends Presidential administrations, thus affording me an opportunity for continued employment regardless of which party is in office.
You should look into a job with SPECTRE - the pay and benefits are great, and as long as you don't run into James Bond, you can have a long and rewarding career providing grist for the fantasy world interpretations of assorted conspiro-nutjobs.
you are either in the dark, just another follower, or a pretty bad imitation of a disinfo ar-tist.......