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You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you can do well.

If you don't, you APOLOGIZE TO NO ONE AND GET DIXIE CHICKED!

Unfortunately, the biggest laugh is on us all,
particularly on the Commonwealth of Mass.

I mean that the person of Jon Carrey is like
a "stumble-bum" character out of a Woody Allen
script.

He tries twice to be student exempted from NAM.
When that fails, he volunteers for an outfit that
he believes will keep him out of combat, only to
discover, that this choice has drawn him directly
into combat.

He finds an exist from the war by being decorated
thrice by wounds that he caused to his own dumb-
assed self.

Finds himself back stateside, where he creates an
absolutely ridiculous story in order to absolve
himself from the fray. He finds himself a huge hero
for the left as the wind is now blowing his way.

He is then elected to several of the most prestigious
offices in the land. Marries a filthy rich widow, who
still has not "over-rippened". Finds himself a much
ballyhooed Senator despite making no contributions
to the legislative process.
Instead he throws great cocktail parties.
He then runs for His Nation's highest office, and
from then on...is continually tripping over himself
as he attempts to remove his foot from his mouth
as well as his thumb from his tush....JJ61