Dear troops:
If you had been paying attention, you dumbasses, I have already apologized to you boneheads for not being smart enough to comprehend the nuance of my "joke." If you can't understand my considerable wit, it's no wonder you're all stuck in Iraq.
Sincerely,
John Kerry
P.S. If you aren't aware, I fought in Vietnam with rapists and murderers just like yourselves.
...Biting sarcasm. I love it!
Okay I'm guilty because I just sent this out to some people by email as Kerry's response to the soldiers in Iraq.
I can't stop laughing. Awesome and thanks!