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To: neverdem

" The governor said he would prefer non-lethal methods of controlling the bear population."

Negotiation is the answer.
Perhaps he (Corzine) could talk the boars into a vasectomy?
or
Perhaps the sows should consider abortions?


4 posted on 11/01/2006 9:54:12 PM PST by rogator
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To: rogator
Perhaps he (Corzine) could talk the boars into a vasectomy? or Perhaps the sows should consider abortions?

He could issue an executive order requiring the bears to only engage in gay/lesbian relationships for the rest of his time in office, and simply allow natural attrition to solve the problem.

Violators could be sentenced to 5 years solitary confinement in the zoo.

6 posted on 11/02/2006 12:02:58 AM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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