"I want to be clear about this... crystal clear, as crystal clear as I can be..."
There was a president whom one could tell was lying the more he talked about being crystal clear. This president was the only one in living memory with 5 o'clock shadow as bad or worse than John F'n Kerry.
"I want to be clear about this... crystal clear, as crystal clear as I can be. It was a wardrobe malfunction, I mean a botched joke. I will not apologize to anyone, ever, never, never, never. Is this where I get me a huntin license? Ohio was stolen!"