[sure_fine]

the squirril had been molested when very young and had been drinking right before the mail was delivered

[I still care]

I thought the squirrel was taking Ambien and had become disoriented while driving to the Capitol.

This is overkill. The squirrel just needed rehab.

[Bratch]

the squirrel had been molested when very young and had been drinking right before the mail was delivered...

[Seaplaner]

the squirril had been molested when very young and had been drinking right before the mail was delivered

I'm also pretty certain that, as a young squirrel, this one was bullied by older squirrels, and developed a negative self image.

Sigh. If only they could have brought in a a mediator trained in rodent negotiations to find out what this desperate (and most likely jobless) squirrel needed, instead of resorting to bb-gun warfare...

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