ROFL! Marvelous!
right!
This man lives in a perpetual state of denial.
He can't admit that HE was the one that did everything the vets said about him -
and he can't admit he is the one who got himself - all by himself - into this mess.
He is swift-boating himself
What a miserable little snot-nosed kid he must have been - and I bet he never fessed up to one thing he ever did