LOL! Or maybe it had too much gravitas and that's why it fell flat.
No doubt about it -- john kerry must resign immediately! He has demoralized our fighting men in time of war and can no longer be trusted to vote on wartime measures in Congress. Resign, john kerry, or face censure!
So who are the freepers that create online petitions? Now's the time . . .
Maybe he has one ounce of decency left in him and will commit hairy canary.
Look out for "Terezza's" fingerprints on the knife.