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1 posted on 10/31/2006 3:11:26 PM PST by Screamname
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Kerry: "....and another thing..."

Marine: "Sir, I just want to eat and check out the girl behind me....leave me alone".

28 posted on 10/31/2006 3:20:34 PM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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Kerry: "Listen up, soldier. I don't care that you have a B.S., M.S., and Ph.D. You're still a dumb $h!t."

Marine at table: "Famous last words."


29 posted on 10/31/2006 3:21:16 PM PST by Palladin (Vote for Rick Santorum, a true prolife conservative!)
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We you get out of the way. You are blocking my view of that big butt in guess jeans!


30 posted on 10/31/2006 3:21:20 PM PST by sausageseller (Look out for the jackbooted spelling police. There! Everywhere!(revised cause the "man" accosted me!)
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Kerry is even dumber than I thought if he goes around poking Marines in the chest.


31 posted on 10/31/2006 3:21:22 PM PST by joylyn
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He really is a

33 posted on 10/31/2006 3:22:00 PM PST by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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34 posted on 10/31/2006 3:22:21 PM PST by skimask (People who care what you do don't matter.......People who matter don't care what you do.)
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"Hey, this is a pretty neat medal. Do they make one for oafish, clubfooted, treasonous tools who feather their nest eggs by marrying filthy rich, frumpy clams long on attitude but short on brains?"
35 posted on 10/31/2006 3:22:45 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God." (Psalm 53:1))
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Kerry: "You remind me of Jenjhis Khan."


38 posted on 10/31/2006 3:23:14 PM PST by Disambiguator (If the Democrats were a stock, I would short them.)
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Kerry shows citizen how armed assailants can be frightened away after gun-control disarms the law-abiding.

"You just shape your hand like a gun," Kerry said. "Of course, you have to keep it in your pocket. Then you say 'scram or I'll shoot.' See, it's easy and a lot safer than having a real gun."


39 posted on 10/31/2006 3:23:31 PM PST by John Semmens
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Thanks to the Memory Division :)
40 posted on 10/31/2006 3:24:11 PM PST by Steven W.
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I actually ordered a Double with Cheese, BEFORE I ordered a Triple with Cheese.


41 posted on 10/31/2006 3:24:34 PM PST by Disturbin (Get back to work -- millions of people on welfare are counting on you!)
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"Which way to the salad bar?"


42 posted on 10/31/2006 3:24:48 PM PST by Disturbin (Get back to work -- millions of people on welfare are counting on you!)
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The Marine put the TOOL in his place that day.


44 posted on 10/31/2006 3:24:51 PM PST by shankbear (Al-Qaeda grew while Monica blew)
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"Can I get me a Happy Meal here?"

"Um, this is Wendy's, sir ....."


45 posted on 10/31/2006 3:25:15 PM PST by Disturbin (Get back to work -- millions of people on welfare are counting on you!)
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48 posted on 10/31/2006 3:28:05 PM PST by Screamname (A second plane has just hit the second tower, this is a coincidence. - Katie Couric, Sept 11th 2001)
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"Listen here Garcon, you take this cup of ground meat back to the kitchen and bring my wife the Couronne de coquilles St-Jacques like she ordered."


49 posted on 10/31/2006 3:29:05 PM PST by fat city (What part of cognitive dissonance don't you understand?)
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Um, paaaaaardon me, but I ordered "un verre de boeuf", and I got a cup of beef. I didn't get a D in French for nothing, young man!


53 posted on 10/31/2006 3:33:15 PM PST by Disturbin (Get back to work -- millions of people on welfare are counting on you!)
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I love the expression on the Marine Sgt.'s face. Speaks volumns. Kerry is a t*rd.


55 posted on 10/31/2006 3:33:26 PM PST by My2Cents (The Democrat Party's '06 platform: Offering a "Suicide Pact With America.")
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"Sir, please move that finger away from my chest. I have no idea where that finger has been!"


56 posted on 10/31/2006 3:35:50 PM PST by GulfWar1Vet (John Kerry...resign from the Senate. You are a disgrace. Resign.)
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I said Lobster Thermador sargent NOT this plebian shit !!!!


62 posted on 10/31/2006 3:42:45 PM PST by LC HOGHEAD (“Oderint dum metuant”,........... “let them hate, as long as they fear”)
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