"Kerry is a secret Rovian Republican plant. There is a chip in his virtual brain that can be activated as necessary.
There can be no other explanation.
R-O-V-E--you magnificent bastard!"
Shhh. Be very quiet, the brainy DU ers are monitoring this thread. Remarks like that might endanger our Manchurian Candidate, Moi Kerri!
I think the "kittie is outta the sack"...but I'll try to keep it down ;-)