What he said:
"You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."-John F. Kerry
What I heard:
"You know, deception, if you make the most of it, if you falsely obtain military medals and do your homework by lying to congress, and you make an effort to undermine a war-- causing millions of innocent people to lose their lives, uh, you can do well and come home early. If you don't, you get stuck in Nam."
kerry, you can kiss my ... .
God Bless our Troops and President Bush.
P.S. kerry.......are you laughing yet? I mean, I might have simply typed up a "botched joke" about the kerry Administration that will never exist.