It aint even good English
I stole this from another post:
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Dere John Kerry,
Thank u four stikking up for me. Im a soldur who got bad grads in hie skool and Boosh cent me to Irak. I no that this also happnd to yoo bekaus you had D's in kolleg and got shopped to Veetnam. Pleese help me get bak hom.
Sinseerly Pvt Rove