Aren't the Miami Dade elections run by Democrats? I would not put it past them to deliberately screw up a few machines to spark the mass tinfoil conspiracy.
That's it. South Florida cannot vote anymore. They are too ignorant to even punch a screen correctly.
Bet they can find CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, CSPA or even MTV with their remote...but VOTE? HECK NO WAY