Crikey! Them Yanks discovered the secret. But we'll allow a few secrets to pass onto this Mr. Ford character.
1. Steve Irwin and Crocodile Dundee...were actually Aussie special forces personnel who were taking secret nuclear information out of America back to the Outback.
2. Rummy actually knew about this nuclear technology transfer and wanted to put them on the "axis of evil" list...but Laura Bush stood by the Aussies...thereby forcing GW to make a decision over who to trust (Laura won, if you want to know).
3. Cheney spends most of his time at a Perth nuclear testing facility and is a registered nuclear scientist by trade although this is kept secret from the New York Times, thus no one in America knows.
4. Finally, let it be known....our arch enemy....New Zealand....is the reason for the buildup of nuclear weapons. We've want to take them out of action ever since they went liberal.
Please make Mr. Ford aware of our Aussie secrets. Our ambitions are grand and widespread, and our influence over the American wussie government is deeper than you think. We will eventually be prepared to take these folks on. Our final agenda, if no one has figured it out....is to bring Fosters Lager to every American bar/pub/tavaran...so Mr. Ford is correct...we are a serious threat and should be respected.
ROFL!
Almost as comical as Ford's remarks.
This explains the oversize beer cans Foster's uses. You're smuggling out nuclear waste!