Sorry, I was trying to joke. There was a witz about the wife of the former Soviet leader Brezhnev answering a telephone call. A female voice asks for Comrade Brezhnev. The missus asks: "Who are you?" "I went to the high school with him". "Don't you ring again, you lying slut! He has never gone to school!"
Duh! Sorry, I misunderstood. Pretty good joke, actually. ;-D