So, here is a bikini blond with a pancake on her head.
Posted on 10/27/2006 8:38:29 AM PDT by ero345
DEAR MR. JHONS [Dixon wrote, gripping his pencil like a bread knife]. This is just to let you no that I no what you are up to with yuong Marleen Richards, yuong Marleen is a desent girl and has no tim for your sort, I no your sort. She is a desent girl and I wo’nt have you filing her head with a lot of art and music, she is too good for that, and I am going to mary her which is more than your sort ever do. So just you keep of her, Mr. Jhons this will be your olny warning. This is just a freindly letter and I am not threatenning you, but you just do as I say else me and some of my palls from the Works will be up your way and we sha’nt be coming along just to say “How do” you can bet. So just you wach out and lay of yuong Marleen if you no whats good for you, yours fathfully, Joe Higgins.He read it through, thinking how admirably consistent were the style and orthography. Both derived, in large part, from the essays of some of his less proficient pupils. He could hardly hope, even so, to deceive Johns for long, especially since Johns had almost certainly got no further with Marlene Richards, a typist in his office, than staring palely at her across it. But the letter would at any rate give him a turn and his dig-mates a few moments’ amusement when it was opened, according to his habit, at the breakfast table and read over cornflakes. Dixon wrote, “To:—Mr. Jhons,” and the address of the digs on a cheap envelope not specially bought for the purpose, sealed the letter up in it and then, griming his finger on the floor, drew a heavy smudge across the flap. Finally he stuck a stamp on, slobbering on it for further verisimilitude.
— Kingsley Amis, Lucky Jim.
So, here is a bikini blond with a pancake on her head.
Well, I'm baffled, not only by the original post, but also by all the wafflebunnies.
Interesting that you felt that it was so good that you posted it repeatedly, even after the mod pulled it.
But hey, at least this time I got IBTZ...
ROFL!
This is the funniest thread I have seen in a while.....
This DU'er can't even imitate a genuine DU'er convincingly.
LOL!
lol, thanks!
ll be using a few of those in the near future. Election time on Free Republic demands all the bunny pictures one can find.
R U the brain trust for the Democratic Party?
IBTZ
IBTZ
u shud hiv uzd spil chik, u uzd two mini Ls en wel.
There's always night school.
Go easy on the guy,he's the first generation of his family to walk erect.
HAHAHAHHAHa...pandering...you probably think u r some brilliant troll that thinks the intentional misspelling etc...makes u cute, but sadly, u r just another factless, unoriginal, dimwit that needs to move to Cuba with the rest of your ilk...
Nise to sea a fello graduat from the Evelyn Woodhead Sped Reddin Korse.
TACKSIS PING! SCARMABLE!
IATZ. :(
I feel dumber now that I've read his post.
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