[Jaysun]

Too late. The drove an H1 through the front door. They're taking me to the nearest airport (with my laptop) to put me on Marine 1.

It seems I have an audience with Rove, Rummy, and the Prez! W has an important task for me to perform.

Dear God. He wants you to sing "Coward of the County", at least that's what they wanted me to do. It's likely that you don't know the words, friend. In which case I can only pray for you. I promised that I'd never reveal the consequences, but let me assure you, they're dire - you aren't dreaming and the man wearing the coconut tits and coin changer is real. God speed.