[rfp1234]

--– Something to Die For: "Fogarty . . . watch[ed] a naked young stripper do the splits over a banana. She stood back up, her face smiling proudly and her round breasts glistening from a spotlight in the dim bar, and left the banana on the bar, cut in four equal sections by the muscles of her vagina." --

Peter Gabriel's hit song "Shock the Monkey", is supposedly based on a similar act, in which the stripper "picks up" a Philippines currency coin (which has the image of a monkey on it).

[Echo Talon]

yea but muscles in the .... actually umm.. kinda grosss..

[VOA]

...and left the banana on the bar, cut in four equal sections ...

If I accidentally run into James Webb, my first and only question
will be:
"Which strip club?"