[ModelBreaker]

I am picturing myself leaving the seat down so I don't *have* to listen to the little speaker thingy, peeing standing up, and not caring where it splashes if someone rigs a toilet that way.

They have a very weird solution to this "problem." If they really wanted to enforce it, they would just make toilets with lids that don't come up. For older toilets, superglue comes to mind.

[No Truce With Kings]

"For older toilets, superglue comes to mind."

On the bottom of the seat or on the top?