[Nat Turner]

What these drive media types in the MSM don't realize is the existence of the secret underground conservative army. The freepers, pajamahadin, the national defense moms are mobilizing for the biggest political upset since the "W" win in 2000. We are mere hicks, rubes and fewls that live under the radar in red state fly-over country...ignore us at your peril....

[NeonKnight]

Here's to you, you secret underground conservative guy. You sit home all year, refusing to answer the phone, cause you don't want to talk to a pollster. You have your pickup truck warmed up and ready to go election day.

Here's to you secret underground conservative guy, and while you are driving around picking up all your secret underground conservative guy friends to vote on election day, remember to pop open a cold, mouthwatering Budweiser.