Posted on 10/25/2006 9:05:15 PM PDT by doug from upland
MIDI - IF THEY COULD SEE ME NOW
I'm Harold Ford...sometimes I'm bored
So first I go to church and there I praise the Lord
But then I know where I must go
It's the place where luscious babes are letting most of their skin show
If they could see me now, what would the voters say
With Playboy bunnies I just love to come and play
I like the way that they are shaking their tush
I will enjoy myself while slamming George Bush
If they could see me now, I wonder what they'd think
I love those skimpy costumes in a nice bright pink
I'm a horndog, yes, and how...you'd better believe it
If the voters saw me now
If they could see me now, would I be busted big
Would women think that I am just a sexist pig
I am a single guy and I have some plans
I hope that someday Clinton calls me the man
If they could see me now, I wonder what they'd think
I love those skimpy costumes in a nice bright pink
I'm a horndog, yes, and how...you'd better believe it
If the voters saw me now
It they could see me now, would this stuff cost me votes
Hey, I'm not one of those who's ever slept with goats
I cannot help it if I'm loving this place
I'm hoping that I get at least to third base
If they could see me now, I wonder what they'd think
I love those skimpy costumes in a nice bright pink
I'm a horndog, yes, and how...you'd better believe it
If the voters saw me now
Duh --- IF MY FRIENDS COULD SEE ME NOW
Tis is incredible. I was searching Google for the lyrics to that song when I saw your posting. I was going to post it in another thread on the subject. I bow to your superior skill!
Thanks. Hope you don't mind, I posted this in another thread just now with credit to you.
Mind? It is enouraged. :) Send away to your email list. Just for fun, on the YouTube site, search dougfromupland for more videos.
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