[Stultis]

Karl's MinionNet

Do you have to actually have "Minion" rating to get an account? I've been missing meetings lately and was downgraded to "Shill". (If I don't make by African-American voter suppression quota this November I'm apt to be dropped to "Dupe".)

[lesser_satan]

I was downgraded to "Shill" for a while too, but through a combination of swindling old people out of their meds (usually by trading them for cheap canned dog food), knocking over Keith Ellison yard signs, and trolling at DU I regained my coveted "Paid Shill" status. I was then upgraded to "Minion" automatically when I joined Sam's Club.

I'm saving my money so I can open a sweat-shop in Sri Lanka (where cheap plastic land-mines will manufactured for third-world dictators) in the hope of being upgraded to "Corporate Parasite". In the meantime I'll be working closely with Diebold in their effort to disenfranchise minorities and the poor.