"The last one I decoded was just a crummy commercial for Halliburton."
I decoded mine but nothing happened. Later that night I woke up with a strange feeling. Not knowing what I was doing, I got dressed, got my wallet and drove to the 24 hour Walmart where I bought a shotgun and got a bird hunting permit.
When I woke up in the morning, I had this strange dream that I went to Walmart and bought a shotgun. Later in the morning, I called my friend up to say hello and he asked me to come out to his ranch and go bird hunting.
I said, "Richard, I don't have a gun." He said, look in your trunk.
That Richard, he's one slick dude!