You know what type of paper gives the worst possible paper cuts? Manilla envelope flaps. I recommend application of one of these to this guy's pee pee hole as a precautionary measure.
Yeah, I know, he deserves it. But I can't help but squirm thinking about that.
36 posted on 10/25/2006 7:08:05 PM PDT by Gordongekko909
(Mark 5:9)