Since you are afraid of clowns, I hope you won't be going to any demorat rallys soon as you be scared silly in 30 seconds, especially if Hitlery or Pelosi show up!
I'm pretty sure my mom was scared by a clown when she was pregnant with me. She denied it to her dying day, but I think she was just trying to keep from giving me any more of a complex than I already had.
Did you catch that silly professor that Dennis Prager had on his show yesterday, the lady who was trying to tell us what the terrorist want? I didn't even see her and she was so much of a clown I had to take to my bed for two hours. I swear, she left my ears bleeding. EVERYTHING is everyone's fault except the Arabs. They are totally blameless and misunderstood. Dennis Prager shut her off at every turn, but she would just change direction and head off down another blind ally.
Here is a link to the portion of the show that she graced with her silly spin:
http://www.townhall.com/TalkRadio/Show.aspx?ContentGuid=0f6f1e3c-679b-487c-b773-04759dd99a06&RadioShowId=3
You might have to cut and paste to get the link to work, it's a long one.