Hahaha! I get better responses from the Subservient Chicken! And I bet his legs look better than hers, too!
I dunno. The way she's built from the waist up, she's gotta have a matching set of pins.
Hell, I'd bring her the crackers just to have her eat 'em in my bed. ;o)
(If my wife finds this message, know that my untimely demise was no accident.)