"Remember way back in 1898"
Why, yes...remember those days well... :)
Hey, spread the word to all your lib friends!
They have it all so "in the bag" that there isn't much point in worrying about voting! You have given up, right? (Remember to cross your fingers when you say this!)
The weather is bound to be nasty, and why bother? The Dems have won already, right?
Just read the polls aloud to them, and sigh, saying aloud "What's the use, it is over for the "pubs"!
Maybe they will decide to stay home, while you don the foul weather gear, and crawl over broken glass to the polling places!