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How big will the desk need to be for a 58-year-old to crawl under it?
LOL!
Dave And I must be the same age; the principal difference being that he's funny and I'm not...
Gone are the days when you could eat the last seven eclairs and wake up the next day weighing less than the previous day.
They are on to us cow sprayers...
"Richard M. Nixon was finding enemy microfilm in pumpkins "
To be fair, Dick didn't actually do the looking.
October 21, 2065
Things just aren't the way they were when I was a kid, back in first level school in 2020 in Los Angelobad. I remember when Instructor Ahmud told us to be careful when we ducked under the work tables in Globa Warming Consequences drill because we needed to be sure that everyone was safely under before we took care of ourselves. (Since First Level meant kids from ages 2 to 12 because no one was separated out by age or ability because that would hurt someones' feelings, we had kids of many sizes to accommodate).
Anyway, Instructor Ahmud told us that we had to be vigilant because Global Warming had arrived back in 2015, right on schedule that some guy named Egore had predicted and consequently we had to be careful because earthquakes, fire, flood, and famine were all the result of Global Warming and it never would have happened except for some people named Bush but here we are and now that's that.
Anyway, as I was saying, we had to make sure we could all get under the work surfaces and that everyone had equal amount of space under there because, you know, no one has a right to more space than anyone else. After a few minutes a nice-sounding hum would sound, which was the signal from the High Instructor's location that we could come up from under the work surfaces and all begin to hum the same tone so that our energy level and mental conscienceness would be restored to our pre-under-the-work-surface experience.
Then Instructor Ahmud would quietly whisper that he wanted us to each quietly share with everyone what we had experienced and what we were thinking while we were under the work surfaces and we would go around the room and usually one of the male gender students on the male-gender-side of the room would say that one of the fat male gender students had f***ed while we were under the work surfaces and Instructor Ahmud would not like that but then he would close his eyes and center his conscienceness and quietly remind the students that thinking about things like that was disruptive to our collective calm and wisdom and therefore he was going to sound the tone again so that we could refocus.
Anyway, I sure do miss those Global Warming Consequence drills....good memories as a child I tell you.
Unlike Dave, I don't need a cold war or a threat of terrorist attack to make me eat seven eclairs.
ROFL! Dave Barry is hilarious!!