[Paraclete]

"Think of old congealed motor oil with lots of salt."

You hit the nail on the head with that description.

[LonePalm]

Been there, ate that, lived to tell the story.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)