Brings to mind a Bill Murray scene. "Stripes"? Reaching way back here.
He and a bud were trying to enlist. Recruiter asks, "Ever been convicted of a crime?"
Murray, with full irony..."Convicted?" Hmmmmmm
"Convicted? No, never convicted."
"Are either of you homosexual?"
"No, but we willing to try"
"Do they send us someplace special?"