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Kim Jong-Il Sorry for Nuke Test, Molested as Child
Scrappleface ^
| 21 Oct 06
| Scott Ott
Posted on 10/20/2006 6:26:54 PM PDT by xzins
Kim Jong-Il Sorry for Nuke Test, Molested as Child by Scott Ott
(2006-10-21) North Korean President Kim Jong-Il today reportedly told Chinese diplomats that he regrets his governments recent detonation of a nuclear device, and he revealed that he had been molested as a child.
President Kim is sorry, and he takes full responsibility for the atomic bomb test, said an unnamed Chinese source, but in the spirit of transparency and vulnerability, he wants people to know about the childhood molestation incident.
The North Korean leader has reportedly checked himself into a rehab center to heal his inner child and boost his self-esteem, but a spokesman said he is not ashamed to come out of the closet as a fascist dictator.
A lot people are going to trot out the old myths that fascist dictators are dangerous to society, said the spokesman. But short of a few isolated genocides and unprovoked invasions, theres little evidence to substantiate that claim. Its time to move past recriminations over the nuclear test, and let bygones be bygones.
TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: kim; korea; ronery
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Editorial Satire Alert!
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posted on
10/20/2006 6:26:55 PM PDT
by
xzins
To: xzins
How about his Catholic priest?
2
posted on
10/20/2006 6:27:40 PM PDT
by
caisson71
To: xzins; TigerLikesRooster; AmericanInTokyo; Jet Jaguar; All
OH LORDY check this out North Korea ping list ROFL
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posted on
10/20/2006 6:31:16 PM PDT
by
SevenofNine
("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
To: xzins
I called South Dakota.
'Lil Tommy Dashole is just, very, very.....
deeply concerned.....and saddened!
4
posted on
10/20/2006 6:31:26 PM PDT
by
LasVegasMac
(Islam........not fit for human consumption.)
To: caisson71
The just sat naked together in a sauna. Scrappleface and The Onion kill me.
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posted on
10/20/2006 6:31:35 PM PDT
by
edpc
(Violence is ALWAYS a solution. Maybe not the right one....but a solution nonetheless)
To: caisson71
How about his Catholic priest?
in the spirit of scrappleface:
The Glorious Leader has been told by his materialist psychiatrists
that he has unresolved feelings over the incident as his molester escaped
North Korea.
Thus The Exalted Leader of North Korea couldn't have him tortured or
starved to death, hence the sublimation of his anger into the nuclear
weapons program.
(gosh, this almost sounds like it makes sense...)
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posted on
10/20/2006 6:33:43 PM PDT
by
VOA
To: xzins
This is an outrage. Only a pedophile can use that one. Ruthless maniac dictactors need to come up with their own excuse. Of course being anti-Semetic, maybe he can borrow the Mel Gibson one.
To: xzins
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posted on
10/20/2006 6:35:05 PM PDT
by
Jet Jaguar
(Democrats cannot be trusted with national security. See Larry Hanauer.)
To: xzins
Haha, I bet he was on ritalin, too.
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posted on
10/20/2006 6:37:16 PM PDT
by
xrp
(Fox News Channel: MISSING WHITE GIRL NETWORK)
To: xzins
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posted on
10/20/2006 6:37:56 PM PDT
by
yldstrk
(My heros have always been cowboys-Reagan and Bush)
To: caisson71
I hear Buddhist priests are no picnic, either.
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posted on
10/20/2006 6:38:28 PM PDT
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and proud of it! Supporting our troops means praying for them to WIN!)
To: xzins
12
posted on
10/20/2006 6:39:43 PM PDT
by
maica
(9/11 was not “the day everything changed”, but the day that revealed how much had already changed.)
To: xzins
To: maica
Scrappleface really nailed this one: timely, concise, sarcastic......absolutely love it.
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posted on
10/20/2006 6:42:38 PM PDT
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and proud of it! Supporting our troops means praying for them to WIN!)
To: VOA
Good. Mybe the DNC will use this in a few weeks....
To: xzins
At least they can hum.....ROFL.
To: snowsislander
it's funny enough to deserve another viewing on late night FR
:>)
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posted on
10/20/2006 6:47:15 PM PDT
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and proud of it! Supporting our troops means praying for them to WIN!)
To: caisson71
Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
Grasshopper
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posted on
10/20/2006 6:48:07 PM PDT
by
xzins
(Retired Army Chaplain and proud of it! Supporting our troops means praying for them to WIN!)
To: SevenofNine
The Juche way, whatever the flying phuck that means.
Hey Kim jong Dill, whatever, don't so I'm sorry, it's a sign of weakness, just apologize for your dumbass decisions.
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posted on
10/20/2006 7:04:36 PM PDT
by
Hilltop
To: xzins
At least li'l Kim aint blaming it on the cognac and pills!
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posted on
10/20/2006 7:12:53 PM PDT
by
ARealMothersSonForever
(We shall never forget the atrocities of September 11, 2001.)
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