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Kim Jong-Il Sorry for Nuke Test, Molested as Child
Scrappleface ^ | 21 Oct 06 | Scott Ott

Posted on 10/20/2006 6:26:54 PM PDT by xzins

Kim Jong-Il Sorry for Nuke Test, Molested as Child by Scott Ott

(2006-10-21) — North Korean President Kim Jong-Il today reportedly told Chinese diplomats that he regrets his government’s recent detonation of a nuclear device, and he revealed that he had been molested as a child.

“President Kim is sorry, and he takes full responsibility for the atomic bomb test,” said an unnamed Chinese source, “but in the spirit of transparency and vulnerability, he wants people to know about the childhood molestation incident.”

The North Korean leader has reportedly checked himself into a rehab center to “heal his inner child and boost his self-esteem,” but a spokesman said he is not ashamed to come out of the closet as a fascist dictator.

“A lot people are going to trot out the old myths that fascist dictators are dangerous to society,” said the spokesman. “But short of a few isolated genocides and unprovoked invasions, there’s little evidence to substantiate that claim. It’s time to move past recriminations over the nuclear test, and let bygones be bygones.”


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: kim; korea; ronery
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Editorial Satire Alert!
1 posted on 10/20/2006 6:26:55 PM PDT by xzins
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To: xzins

How about his Catholic priest?


2 posted on 10/20/2006 6:27:40 PM PDT by caisson71
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To: xzins; TigerLikesRooster; AmericanInTokyo; Jet Jaguar; All

OH LORDY check this out North Korea ping list ROFL


3 posted on 10/20/2006 6:31:16 PM PDT by SevenofNine ("Step aside Jefe"=Det Lennie Briscoe)
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To: xzins
I called South Dakota.

'Lil Tommy Dashole is just, very, very.....

deeply concerned.....and saddened!

4 posted on 10/20/2006 6:31:26 PM PDT by LasVegasMac (Islam........not fit for human consumption.)
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To: caisson71

The just sat naked together in a sauna. Scrappleface and The Onion kill me.


5 posted on 10/20/2006 6:31:35 PM PDT by edpc (Violence is ALWAYS a solution. Maybe not the right one....but a solution nonetheless)
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To: caisson71
How about his Catholic priest?

in the spirit of scrappleface:
The Glorious Leader has been told by his materialist psychiatrists
that he has unresolved feelings over the incident as his molester escaped
North Korea.
Thus The Exalted Leader of North Korea couldn't have him tortured or
starved to death, hence the sublimation of his anger into the nuclear
weapons program.

(gosh, this almost sounds like it makes sense...)
6 posted on 10/20/2006 6:33:43 PM PDT by VOA
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To: xzins

This is an outrage. Only a pedophile can use that one. Ruthless maniac dictactors need to come up with their own excuse. Of course being anti-Semetic, maybe he can borrow the Mel Gibson one.


7 posted on 10/20/2006 6:34:26 PM PDT by Always Right
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To: xzins

LOL!!!


8 posted on 10/20/2006 6:35:05 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar (Democrats cannot be trusted with national security. See Larry Hanauer.)
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To: xzins

Haha, I bet he was on ritalin, too.


9 posted on 10/20/2006 6:37:16 PM PDT by xrp (Fox News Channel: MISSING WHITE GIRL NETWORK)
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To: xzins

Hilarious!


10 posted on 10/20/2006 6:37:56 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys-Reagan and Bush)
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To: caisson71

I hear Buddhist priests are no picnic, either.


11 posted on 10/20/2006 6:38:28 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and proud of it! Supporting our troops means praying for them to WIN!)
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To: xzins

thanks for the smile!


12 posted on 10/20/2006 6:39:43 PM PDT by maica (9/11 was not “the day everything changed”, but the day that revealed how much had already changed.)
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To: xzins
For what it is worth, this was already posted at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1722865/posts
13 posted on 10/20/2006 6:42:02 PM PDT by snowsislander
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To: maica

Scrappleface really nailed this one: timely, concise, sarcastic......absolutely love it.


14 posted on 10/20/2006 6:42:38 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and proud of it! Supporting our troops means praying for them to WIN!)
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To: VOA

Good. Mybe the DNC will use this in a few weeks....


15 posted on 10/20/2006 6:45:10 PM PDT by caisson71
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To: xzins

At least they can hum.....ROFL.


16 posted on 10/20/2006 6:46:19 PM PDT by caisson71
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To: snowsislander

it's funny enough to deserve another viewing on late night FR

:>)


17 posted on 10/20/2006 6:47:15 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and proud of it! Supporting our troops means praying for them to WIN!)
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To: caisson71
Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

Grasshopper

18 posted on 10/20/2006 6:48:07 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and proud of it! Supporting our troops means praying for them to WIN!)
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To: SevenofNine

The Juche way, whatever the flying phuck that means.

Hey Kim jong Dill, whatever, don't so I'm sorry, it's a sign of weakness, just apologize for your dumbass decisions.


19 posted on 10/20/2006 7:04:36 PM PDT by Hilltop
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To: xzins

At least li'l Kim aint blaming it on the cognac and pills!


20 posted on 10/20/2006 7:12:53 PM PDT by ARealMothersSonForever (We shall never forget the atrocities of September 11, 2001.)
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