[Revolting cat!]

If you like sexually transmitted diseases, shootings and high teen pregnancy rates, by all means, send your children to public schools

Me like, but I don't got no chilrun to send! What to do?

[Parody]

"Me like, but I don't got no chilrun to send! What to do?"

That's easy: go yourself. If you're in New York, you can go as a teacher, and no matter what you do, it'll take them at least six years to fire you.