[Gay State Conservative]

Thank you Massachusetts. And, oh yes, for Kerry too

You're entirely welcome! The next gift that we will lovingly give to America...nay,the world...is:

Barney Frank has recently stated that he wants to be President.

Sorry...only kidding

[Starboard]

I'm sorry, and don't mean to offend, but it really amazes me how one state can send two Senators like that to Washington. Its like some type of a cruel joke. Then again, so are the Senators from NY.