A car so hideous that everyone who looked at the designs threw up!
GM prettied it up and put it into production as the Pontiac Aztek.
The Five Hundred is not spectacularly ugly, but it is boring for a vehicle in that price range.
Buick's version of the outrageously ugly Pontiac Aztek was known as the Rendezvous which I'm fairly confident Tiger Woods wasn't driving when he wasn't working...even though he provides endorsements for that GM brand.
Ford unfortunately doesn't provide anything in their current product lineup that would be particularly attractive to active people in their late-30's. The only exception is possibly the Fusion model or perhaps the Freestyle crossover, if cargo capacity is an issue. As the pleased owner of a Contour SE which proved reliable and fun to drive, I'm seriously considering a VW GTI so I can obtain a four-door hatchback with an interesting engine and transmission. Ford has somewhat abandoned me.
~ Blue Jays ~