[Petronski]

F(ix) O(r) R(epair) D(aily).

One of a trilogy of classic jokes:

Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Roadside Dead
F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge

None of those are as funny as this one, from Italy:

Fix It Again Tony

[biff]

First On Race Day

And a modified and somewhat more civil version of one of yours is"

Friggen Ole Rebuilt Dodge

[weave09]

F***ing Owner Real Dumb