Rob,
You are a conservative. Therefore, you MUST understand that you are not interested in this election. You are tired of the BS. You are tired of the Foleygate, spending, and lack of border enforcement.
You are NOT going to vote.
Now... your eyelids must be getting heavy...very heavy... in fact, you feel very warm and relaxed... very heavy... repeat after me... . your arms are heavy...you cannot lift them... I am a conservative and I will not vote... I am a conservative and I will not vote..I am a conservative and I will not vote... I am a conservative and I will not vote..
Now, I am going to snap my fingers and when I do, you will change the channel to a comedy, relax, forget that you read this, and most importantly, you will throw your absentee ballot in the trash and get a soft drink.
SNAP!
DAMMIT!
What the hell is my absentee ballot doing in the trash????