[mewzilla]

As he declined and began to roll up the window, a man got into the passenger seat and punched him in the face.

Note to the aide: Next time lock your doors. Sheesh.

[jonascord]

Why do I believe the aide was looking to get his crank polished, away from his home turf and chose the wrong hooker? Then he dreams up some cock-'n-bull story about a car jacking with himself as the wide-eyed innocent?