[humblegunner]

If I were home, I would attend the game because I refuse to let al Qaeda crimp my life.

Al Qaeda could beat the Texans.

Zarqawi could beat the Texas and he's dead.

[Allegra]

Zarqawi could beat the Texas and he's dead.

I singlehandedly beat the Texans when I was home last month.

It just didn't get on the news because so many other people have done it. I heard the Spring Branch Pop Warner football cheerleaders beat the Texans a few days ago.