I think it would be great if the children did a little civil disobedience. I mean what if suddenly there were kids playing tag all over the place? Is the school really willing to suspend children for playing? How ridiculous are they going to look for doing that? It is a sad world when children have more common sense then adults.
The other thing is maybe all the kids could pretend they got stabbed with their pencils. By the school's own logic, the school would then have to ban pencils. And let's not forget the danger of running with scissors, eating paste, chewing crayons, glitter in the eye, paper cuts, cafeteria food and exposure to eraser dust. Yep school is just full of hazards. Best shut the things down pronto.
So are they going to substitute "Malign the Milquetoast?"