[Hemingway's Ghost]

I'm pretty sure Mitt Romney signed the Anti Kitten and Puppy Bill, making it perfectly legal for hooligans to use kittens and puppies in unsavory ways. Some even say that Mitt Romney descends into his basement at night, to the strains of pipe organ music (Bach, preferably), and practices voodoo.

[Dead Corpse]

If he practiced Voudoun instead of Santeria it wouldn't be such a big deal. Papa Ghede is the shiznit.

Sorry, I just can't get worked up over a "universal healthcare" candidate.