[Lazamataz]

I will not be satisfied until there is a government plan that regulates every single activity I engage in, or contemplate engaging in, every single day of my life.

I will, of course, need an armed government agent to accompany me so that I do not commit any 'crimes of action or inaction'.

[BikerTrash]

I will not be satisfied until there is a government plan that regulates every single activity I engage in, or contemplate engaging in, every single day of my life.

That would be way too complicated. In the interest of smaller and leaner government, I propose the following:

Make staying in bed a Class One felony.

Make getting out of bed a Class One felony.

Throw in a little selective enforcement and everything that's icky would go away.