Your photo of Cindy Crawford was blessed relief from the ugliness of this thread. So much so that I prayed,
"I thank Thee, Lord, for vouchsafing me, Thy most humble servant, this blessed vision of Thy creation, and of some of the beautiful things which Thou hast made!"
Anyway, the anticindy and her uterine antics remind one of the old tune,
"I'll send my sinuses to Arizona,
I'll send my liver to Peru,
I'll send my lungs to Colorado,
But I'm sending my heart to you!"
;^)