His wife left him. Took the t.v., dvd player and beer. All he's left with is this crummy computer and a book full of quotes.
Posted on 10/16/2006 6:51:39 AM PDT by presidio9
You are insulting as all hell, and I'm starting to resent it.
My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
Alfie, 1966
But the right woman for a given man, I suspect, would make the highs higher and the lows less intense and less frequent. Just have to find the right one, I guess.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis
If women suddenly didn't exist, men would die out through lack of reproduction. Think about THAT.
It goes both ways
I can't help it if Aristotle Onassis thought that money was only good for blowing on women.
Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking.
Rupert Hughes
His wife left him. Took the t.v., dvd player and beer. All he's left with is this crummy computer and a book full of quotes.
Wow. Running late for today's Klan meeting, are we?
Couldn't more incorrect.
I'm engaged (I never been married), fit and I'm home because I have sufficient wealth that work is becoming increasingly optional.
My financée is a pretty, fit (she ran the Marine Corp last year) and smart (she in med school) and was the first woman who wasn't a rapacious, grasping tyrant and that didn't treat me like a self-propelled ATM.
This woman must be sterilized.
I feel sorry for your fiance.
None of her friends do.
I agree with you in all but the Andrea Yates case....I truly believe her husband was evil incarnate.
Otherwise, you're on the money!
You really hate women don't you?
OKey dokey....
and what does that have to do with conservative values?
REALLY! I thought Rumsfeld had something to do with that! Dang, I AM impressed!
and smart (she in med school)
I know you is proud.
Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.
William Shakespeare, As You Like It
You just said you were engaged to a woman, so, I made the assumption......
Donald Rumsfeld is involed with a military outfit of some note commonly known as the Marine Corps.
Yes, spelling counts, and yes, I'm a pedant. But you already knew that.
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