"My name is John F. Kerry. By virtue of who I am and how rich I am, I deserve a second chance to be President. After all, George Bush stole the election from me last time around because of all the voting irregularities in Ohio. Oh, and did you know I served in Viet Nam? And that I am John F. Kerry? I deserve the Presidency, and anyone who does not vote for me is an idiot."
I sure hope is elected as the Democrat to run in 08 and, Al Gore is his running mate.
wow--he served in VIET NAM?????!!!
he should get out the word on that. i'm sure a lot of swift boat veterans would endorse him!
next thing, we'll find out he can wind surf!
man, this guy is incredible! he DOES deserve a 2nd chance!
Funny, but all too true! :)
And my initials are JFK.