This punk white boy isn't very convincing in his gangsta looking turban ghetto look. I would love to shove a big slab of bacon down his throat and I bet you a dollar to a donut that he would scarf it down. This guy is gay. He has all the old Rock Hudson movies that he shares with all the other turban wearing fudgepacking slobs there in their friggin cave.
HEY shaZZAM you live in a CAVE. A hole in the ground. A CAVE.
HEY shaZZAM you live in a CAVE. A hole in the ground. A CAVE.
Now, now. He's a California boy who's just 'gone back to nature' like any good liberal would do.