REID: STOP ME BEFORE I CORRUPT AGAIN!
REID: REPUBLICANS CANNOT BE TRUSTED TO END THE CULTURE OF CORRUPTION
Translation from liberal-ese to normal English:
Reid: Y'all can't trust Republicans to expel My Exalted Eminence, the Majority Leader, from the Senate, even after they win 61 seats come election day. They're so weak and cowardly that they'll probably let My Exalted Eminence run the Senate like I command 61 seats while the great family of My Exalted Eminence collects hundreds of millions of dollars in bribes.